Cookbook for Your Enjoyment

add a little vanilla...

To start, bring hot water to a boil:

Add 1 tbsp of vanity, bring butter to simmer.

Dollop of your favorite movie.

Molasses mixed with vinegar of your regret, frothed upon whipped icing of remembrance.

Add lightly, stir vigorously, devour completely.

Then: don’t forget the salt! But it tastes like last night’s love gone bad. Oh well.

Forget the dessert, we move into the entree x 2.

Steak, medium well, rare if you’re a savage with a proclivity towards destruction — add your seasoning of choice to a fine temperature, do you want love, romance, or hatred? Speak up. The Chef cannot hear very well… his apologies, sincerely!

And then, for extra flavor? Why not add a favorite, like frozen heartache or blended respite? Ice comes flavored with your last TV show and dinner tray from the 2nd aisle of the grocery store, served cold without any misgivings for the recipe.

Delight —